Poll: Desi Styles Have Improved, But…

At a staff meeting today, a staff members made an observation that desi fashion and styles have improved both in the homeland and outside (e.g. the US). It sparked a discussion about how current the fashions were, are fashions tailored more towards Indians now than before, etc. The following point was most heavily debated, hence this poll: fashion and style and may have improved and the signs are there, but has the package inside the fashion changed in any way?

Arizona Ruling Is Setback for Global Fight Against Dosa Terrorism

This is a rush transcript from a phone interview with Quick Gun Murugan, Jul 28, 2010, and may not be in its final form and may be updated.

By our North America correspondent. Our A federal judge has struck down parts of Arizona’s controversial immigration law SB1070, allowing only parts of the law to go into effect.  We were able to reach Quick Gun Murugan to seek his reaction to this development. We will post a full transcript of the interview as soon as it is available. Until then, the summary of Murugan’s position is:

• Unknown to most, SB1070 was a crucial tool in the global war against dosa terrorism (global leader of the terrorists is Rice Plate Reddy).
• At the heart of SB1070 was the ability it granted law enforcement to profile, stop and if needed apprehend persons with brown complexion — these are persons with pigmentation that is neither too minimal or too  intense, the effect of which is to emit color in at brown wavelengths when illuminated by full spectrum white light.
• Even though Murugan is himself brown by complexion, he points to Reddy, the arch dosa terrorist, as being brown as well. It is critical that medium statured, well browned complexion males with largeish mustaches are profiled and questioned, he maintains. The followers of Reddy fashion their appearance on Reddy and thereby provide law enforcement a crucial edge in this asymmetric war on global terrorism, he points out.
• It is unfortunate that persons from Latin America may be swept into the dragnet of SB1070, Murugan says, but what are civil liberties in the face of imminent destruction by means of non-vegetarian dosas, he emphasizes.
• Muguran promises a robust fight to restore SB1070 and is heartened by the efforts of Republicans everywhere in this effort. The Constitution of America must be changed, he maintains.

We are rushing to transcribe the conversation and will update this article when it is ready.

Poll: Have you come across any Water Buffaloes either at your company or others?

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Leading US Biotechnology Company Hires Water Buffaloes

Indian Water Buffalo

By our staff reporter, Boston. Jul 21. We have been able to confirm tips received by our office that one of the world’s leading biotechnology companies based in the US, has hired water buffaloes and housed them at a Massachusetts office. This particular species of buffalo is not native to the US and was likely imported from India. Our inhouse biotechnology expert believes that these water buffaloes have unique biotechnology related skills, particular in genome sequencing. Our in house financial expert believes that the company in question receives similar financial benefit that one can expect from hiring similarly talented humans from India.